Lastest BSNings
Dragging it
Despite its attention, a dude dressing up like his aunt Susie is still breaking a social norm. Until there is 30% of large communities that are dragging it, we deem Draggers – Queens of BSN.
Breaking Social Norms News – 1.0
It’s rising up….! IT’S RISING UP!! NO!! Don’t go all the way to sun! It will burn you up. But I’m already melting out here. No pyramid points to just drill me under the sand and turn me into turtle food. Oh well. I’d rather come to a point of breaking your tooth anyways. It just seems like too much trouble not having the help of the gnomes. I don’t know how to do it without little red pointy shoes and tights. Some would say that the witch wind is in the steam. But it’s not really. It’s just a bunch of bread that was baked out there. No camels flying overhead or anything. Sometimes the captain just gets too much popcorn for his own good.
Breaking Social Norms News Upsets This Old Woman
On another note, linkage to the smosmalt system has been permanently damaged. There wasn’t a significant enough squeeze through the time continuum to maintain the rift. If the dreadnaught hadn’t shown up and jubblified the fleet, there would have been puss everywhere. And not just puss. If you know what I mean.
Billy’s my friend too. Let me tell you about him. When he walks through metal detectors, he flings his bandy bum toward the wall and slides around in a fruit suit, usually a grapefruit or melon of some type. And when the security guards start to disintegrate because of it, he just laughs at them really loud, like this: “HO HO HO!!” So you can’t really be on his side. Unless you want to disintegrate with everyone else. But then you end up not knowing what fruit suit to wear. I personally go with plum pudding.
Street Corner Self Talking and Screaming…
There is one in your town right? They are usually saying something about the government and beavers if you listen close. This guy kinda looks like Adrien Brody though -
Try showing up to church like this…
It’s much funnier if you are fat, and illegal in most places if you are a woman. More info on this topic from Dan Lewis’ Now I Know.
